You Turn Me On

Yeah I swore off love
I swore off women
Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin'
I'd never be anyone else's lovesick fool
It ain't cool
I spend all my spare time
Fixin' up
That old rusted up pick-up truck
In no time at all
I'd have it lookin' like brand new
Then you

Flipped the switch on my dumaflachi
Played my piano like Liberace
I let down my guard
And my heart was as good as gone
So long
Yeah ya cranked my tractor
Ya flicked my bic
Woman you trip my trigger on my thing-a-majig
Can't explain how ya done it
But honey you turn me on

Ya look at all the takin'
I done all the gettin'
I threw up my hands, said
The heck with it
I shut down my heart
Locked it up and pulled the fuse
Before it blew
All my emotions were disconnected
No sign of a spark
Could be detected
I had nobody
So I had nothing to lose
Then you---

Flipped the switch on my dumaflachi
Played my piano like Liberace
I let down my guard
And my heart was as good as gone
So long
Yeah ya cranked my tractor
Ya flicked my bic
Woman you trip my trigger on my thing-a-majig
Can't explain how ya done it
But honey you turn me on

Yeah ya crank my tractor
Ya flick my bic
Woman you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig
Can't explain how you done it
But honey you turn me on---

I can't handle that baby
You better slow down