The Lumberjack Song

I..I wanted to be...A LUMBERJACK!
Leaping from tree to tree
as they float down the mighty rivers
of British Columbia
The larch, the pine, the sequoia
With my best girl by my side
We'd sing, sing, sing.....

Oh! I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays, he goes shopping
and has buttered scones for tea

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wildflowers
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wildflowers
He puts on women's clothing
and hangs around in BARS?!?

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Mama

He cuts down trees
He wears high heels
Suspenders and A BRA??

Oh! Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged!