I Can't Do It Alone

My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop

My sister and I were headed straight for the top

My sister and I earned a thou a week at least

Oh, yeah!

But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased

Oh, I know it's sad, of course

But a fact

is still a fact

And now all that remains

Is the remains

Of a perfect

double

act!

Watch this.



They have to match it with 2 people.

It's swell with two people.



First I'd...

Then she'd...

Then we'd...

But I can't do it alone!

Then she'd...

Then I'd...

Then we'd...

But I can't do it alone!

She'd say, "What's your sister like?"

I'd say, "Men,"

She'd say, "you're the cat's meow"

Then we'd wow the crowd again

When she'd go...

I'd go...

We'd go...

And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar

Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor

Yelling, screaming, begging for more.

And we'd say, "O.K. fellas, keep your socks up."

cause you ain't seen nothin' yet!"

But I simply cannot do it

alone!



So what do you think?

Come on, you can say.

I know you're right, first part is shit but

the second part, the second part is really nifty, OK



She'd go...

I'd go...

We'd go...

And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brown

To cheer the best attraction in town

They nearly tore the balcony down

And we'd say. "Okay, boys...

we're goin' home, but before we go here's a few more partin' shots!"

And this...

this we did in perfect unison.



Now, you've seen me goin' through it

It may seem there's nothin' to it

But I simply cannot do it

Alone!