PSY Gangnam Style Parody

I am Bob Costas; I'm the host of the Olympics
I haven't aged since '92 'cause I'm now made of plastics
And ABC, Fox Broadcasting, and CBS can suck it
NBC owns the Olympics

We had Time Delay
But spoiled the medal winners right before they aired that day
With a promo showing Franklin win gold "before" her race
Left out the tribute to the 7/7 tragedy
Go Team USA

You say you hate us but all the ratings say otherwise [hey]
Just advertise [hey]
You can stream all of the events; watch them in real time [hey]
But you must subscribe [hey]
To a provider of cable or satellite

NBC Olympic Style
Olympic Style
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Olympic Style
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Hey, Olympic Ladies
N-N-N-N-NBC Olympic Style

Bodies In Motion,
Slow-Slow-Slow-Slow, Slow-motion, slow-motion

We made a creepy vid with female athletes in slow motion
Gabby won gold then we showed a gymnast-monkey promotion
And in the background of our shot we saw Weiber's emotions
This is good; cry us an ocean

The post-race Interviews
"How do you feel right now?" is the only way we'll question you
Andrea Kremer doesn't care and she don't have a clue
When you win a relay gold you're just a part of Phelp's crew
It's not about you

You say you hate us but all the ratings say otherwise [hey]
Just advertise [hey]
Quit complaining 'cause all your problems are first world kinds [hey]
But if you still mind [hey]
Maybe you could try North Korea on for size

North Korea Style
North Korea Style
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North Korea Style
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Hey PyongYang Ladies,
N-N-N-N-N-North Korea Style

I'm Supreme Leader
bake bake bake bake, bake bake bake me a cake

A brand new stance
Ladies can now wear pants
People starve but they can eat a pizza while they dance

They get your stance
And I don't think they'll dance
Baby they prefer us to a labor camp
You know what I'm sayin'?

NBC Olympic Style
Olympic Style
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Olympic Style
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Hey, Olympic Ladies
N-N-N-N-NBC Olympic Style

Bodies In Motion,
Slow-Slow-Slow-Slow, Slow-motion, slow-motion

NBC Olympic Style