Auctioneer

Okay..
Were gonna start the bidding at 100 dollars
can i get 100? i see 100
125? 125
150? yes you there in the back
175? 175
200 dollars? you for 200 dollars
Do i hear 225? 225
250?
300?
going once
going twice
SOLD
Sold to the man with the faggot hair
sold to the man with the faggy hair
sold to the man, back there
sold to the man with the faggy hair
(I'm the man with the faggy hair)
sold to the man with the faggy hair
sold to the man back with the faggy hair..in the back.. with the faggy hair.. its sold to you
Im the man with the faggy hair
and i dont think you're fair
cause im the man with the faggy hair and im not bidding on that chair
its a piece of shit, i sat on it and it made my ass hurt
it smells like a piece of shit, and i dont want any part of it
I'm the man with the faggy hair, get away because im not there
I'm not buying that piece of shit chair