Alien makes contact

Every mornin’, I grab my donut and coffee, and I sit down at my screen .
Nothin’ gets me goin’, like the possibility of knowing, there might be an intelligent extraterrestrial message for me.

Every day is the same, we don’t hear anything,
but we like to play sudoku, lately we’ve been in to Live Action Role Playing Games.
We know it’s only a matter of time, before we finally find, intelligent life, saying HI!

Hello? (Hello?) Hello!
This is the moment we’ve been waiting for!
Hello! (Hello!) Hello!
I bid you greetings from my distant world!

We may not have long, so while the signal’s strong...tell us, what is your planet like? Well, alright...
Have you cured all disease? No.
Have you achieved world peace? No.
Is your skin pale green? No.
Do your spacecraft come with tractor beams? No...?
Do you wear shiny clothes? Rarely.
What about long flowing robes? Well , Actually right now, I’m in my boxers. Oh.
Well, how many intergalactic languages do you know?
Well, I took French in High School. French?! Hold on ! Ok .
Can you specify your exact location?

In Canada (Canada?) Canada?!
Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio.
In Canada (Canada?) Canada?!
Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio.