Horse Outside

I'm at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if goes well
a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin.
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him.
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru.
So what the fuck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"

I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."
I said "it's Fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax
Fuck NCT.
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me."
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
I look the fuckers up and down
and give them one of these

I said fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the fucker round the field
back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog.
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of coke.

And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away.
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
and she says, "I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
Fuck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And fuck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR!