Friggin in the riggin (The Good Ship Venus)

Ahoy! Scurvies! Listen to this then!

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do

The captains name was Morgan
By Christ he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do

Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!

The second mate was Andy
By Christ he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do

Ahoy! Jimmy!

Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do