Schooled By Grammer

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
My time is short, yeah, so let me be blunt
i don't like your face, man, and i cant front
So you and me are gonna have problems ya see, if you keep disrespecting my point of "V"
I hear what you're saying and it ain't cool, in face, you're kinda acting like fool
i don't like, for one, that smack your talkin
the way your walking
the fact that you always cry, waa! Start rockin'
Hold it up now! 1, 2, 3.
Lets make those subjects and verbs agree
and its "you and I", not "you and me"
You sayin we rhymin bad?!
No, you're rhyming badly.
Who is you to be correcting me?!
I'm the only rapper that rhymes grammatically,
and its "who are you", don't ya see, I'm M.C. Grammar PhD
If you wanna graduate(who doesn't?)
you gotta know how to conjugate (I'm gonna conjugate my food up...)
and if you wanna find a mate (ooh lala)
you gotta know hot to punctuate.
I know he ain't serious!
"Ain't" is not a word, what you men is is not, your coo coo like a bird!
You strait up TRIPPIN'!
Why did you drop that "G" and replace it with an apostrophe?
When you take a verb and add "ing" that's when it becomes a gerund, baby!
Like...
Kickin' (kickING)
Punchin' (punchING)
We think its time for you to start runnin'!
(runnING)
If you wanna graduate
you gotta know how to conjugate
and if you wanna find a mate
you gotta know hot to punctuate.
yeah, yeah
You know we on't be liking what you tryin' teach!
Lets go over the parts of speech!
You got adjective, pronouns, verbs and nouns!
I'm gonna wipe that smile of that teachin' clown!
There's also adverbs, articles, and prepositions!
And were gonna CRUSH you!
That's an interjection!
Even though he's right about all this grammar,
he's correcting guys out of the slammer.
he just cant leave well enough alone.
I'm outta here, you're on your own!
Should we beat him bad?
Lets bear him badLY!
I like the sound of that!
oh, uh, WAIT!
No, n!
M.C. Grammar is out... PEACE!