Charlies Monologue

Ehehemmm. I guess I should tell you about the first time I had my period. My daddy was driving me back from summer camp and
I turned to him and I said "Daddy, I think i'm sluffing!" And he said, "That's nice, honey." And I realized that he had,
like, no idea just what sluffing meant! So, I explained to him that blood, was gushing, from my you know where! And he nearly
wrecked the car trying to hand me a wad of fast food napkins, which is not something you particularly want to stick up you
hooch!