Everyones a Hero

It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat,
But you know who does that? Lassie!
And she always gets a treat!
So you wonder what your part is, ‘cause you're homeless, and depressed.
But home is where the heart is, so your real home's in your chest!

Everyone's a hero in their own way!
Everyone's got villains they must face!
They're not as cool as mine, but folks you know it's fine to know your pla - ce!

Everyone's a hero in their own way!
In their own not-that-heroic way!

So I thank my girlfriend, Penny!
(Yeah, we totally had sex!)
She showed me there’s so many different muscles I can flex
There's the deltoids of compassion,
there's the abs of being kind,
It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds!

Everyone's a hero in their own way!
Everyone's got somethin' they can do!
Get up, go out, and fly - especially that guy! He smells like po - o!
Everyone's a hero in their own way!
You, and you, and mostly me! - And you!

I'm poverty's new sheriff And I'm bashing in the slums.
A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary al - co - holic bums!

(Everybody!)

Everyone's a hero in their own way!
Everyone can blaze the hero's trail!
Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' ‘tard
You will preva - il!
Everyone's a hero in their own way!
Everyone's a hero in thei -