So They Say

So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader,
Political. He's cleaning up the streets. It's about time!

So they say that it's real love!

So romantic!

He signed this!

So they say we'll have blankets and beds, We can open by Monday, thanks to you! (Captain Hammer - Thanks to me!)

It's the perfect story!

So they say!

A hero leading the way!

Hammer's Call to Glory!

Let's all be our best!

Next up, who's gay?

So they say he saved her life.

They say she works with the homeless, and doesn't eat meat.

We have a problem with her!

This is his hair!

This is so nice, I just might sleep with the same girl twice!

They say it's better the second time, they say you get to do the weird stuff.

We do the weird stuff!

This is perfect for me, so they say.

I guess he's pretty okay.

After years of stormy sailing

Have I finally found the bay?

There's no happy ending, so they say!

Not for me, anyway.

Should I stop pretending?

Take a chance to build a brand new day?

Or is this a brand, new day?

This is his dry cleaning bill!

Four sweater vests!