Hood rap

i´m boy named harry
both my parents are dead
Now i´m hangin in the ghetto
earnin´ wizard
street cred
in the common room crib i be
chillin with the shorties
My homies and me be drinkin´
butter beer forties
Malfoy is the boy
i´d like to kick in the rump
We´re at each others throats just like
Rosie & Trump
i fight the 3 headed dog and
i ride the big birdy
Buckbeak is my freak
cuz she makes me feel dirty
i pimped out my broomstick
with 28 speakers
i once cut a house elf
just to take his sneackers
Voldemord is my bitch fool,
he ain´t no man i can´t
wait to bust a cap up in his azkaban!

chorus:
My names is Harry ´P´ to the
´o´ to the ´t´ to the ´t´ to the ´e´
to the ´r´ ,you see
He´s magic man,he puts the hex in the city
don´t call him harry potter
cause my name is H .Piddy

when dementors are near
it´s like the arctic zone
so i hufflepuff the chronic till
the sorcerer´s stoned
at the drive thru in my invisibility
cloak-for the order of the phoenix
i´ll take fries and a coke
i eat chocolate frogs and booger flavor beans,i be
grubbin´on hedwig´s hot and spicy wings
The muggles all see me as a nifty gent
but i can take more bullets than 50 cent..
a evil spell can cause a bad reaction like a day care
center run by michael jackson
i drink poly-juice potion
carousin,doin´drive by magic on my nibus 2000

chorus:
My names is Harry ´P´ to the
´o´ to the ´t´ to the ´t´ to the ´e´
to the ´r´ ,you see
He´s magic man,he puts the hex in the city
don´t call him harry potter
cause my name is H .Piddy

Water skiing with hagrid
in the castle trough
on the carpet eatin burgers
like hasslehoff
i´m bad boy wizard
i don´t tolerate phonies
i showed the world my privates
in that show about ponies
i be ditchin my scraff
with the robe and the tie-
got this bitchin gear from fubu
and it´s super-fly
a wizard is judged
by his ice and his threads
galleon gold in my grill
extensions in my dreads
the ladies all love me
cause i look so fine
i´m poppin out more babies
than federline
2 parts pumpkin juice
one part mr. pibb
a dime bag of flu-powder
to get back to the crib
a pinch of dragons eye and a
smidge of toadstool
one sip you´re flying high just like Paula Abdul

chorus:
My names is Harry ´P´ to the
´o´ to the ´t´ to the ´t´ to the ´e´
to the ´r´ ,you see
He´s magic man,he puts the hex in the city
don´t call him harry potter
cause my name is H .Piddy
in the hood,in the hood,he´s the
wizard in the hood he uses magic powers
for the forces of good
he eradicates evil,he protects the poor
I GET A LITTLE ON MY DUMBLEDORE