Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Kidnap Mister Sandy Claws?
I wanna do it.
Let's draw straws.
Jack said we should work together.
Three of a kind.
Birds of a feather.
Now and forever.
Weeee.
La la la la, etc, etc…
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
lock him up real tight,
throw away the key and then
turn off all the lights.
First we're going to set some bait
inside a nasty trap and wait.
When he comes a-sniffing
we will snap the trap and close the gate.
Wait, I've got a better plan
to catch this big red lobster man.
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
and when he's done we butter him up.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
throw him in a box,
bury him for ninety years
then see if he talks.
Then Mister Oogie Boogie man,
can take the whole thing over then,
he'll be so pleased I do declare,
that he will cook him rare.
Wheeee..
I say that we take a cannon,
aim it at his door and then
knock three times and when he answers,
Sandy Claws will be no more.
You're so stupid.
Think, now. If we blow him up to smithereens,
we may lose some pieces
and then Jack will beat us black and green.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
tie him in a bag,
throw him in the ocean then
see if he is sad.
Because Mister Oogie Boogie
is the meanest guy around,
if I were on his boogie list
I'd get out of town.
He'll be so pleased by our success,
that he'll reward us, too, I'll bet,
Perhaps he'll make his special brew,
of snake and spider stew.
Mmm!
We're his little henchman
and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him
and stay on his good side.
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
I'm not the dumb one.
You're no fun.
Shut-up!
Make me!
I've got something, listen now,
this one is real good, you'll see.
We'll send a present to his door
upon there'll be a note to read,
now in the box we'll wait and hide
until his curiosity
entices him to look inside
and then we'll have him, one, two, three.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
beat him with a stick,
lock him up for ninety years,
see what makes him tick.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
chop him into bits,
Mister Oogie Boogie
is sure to get his kicks.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
see what we will see,
lock him in a cage and then
throw away the key!