Hideous Creatures

HUMANS:
What are these hideous creatures?
Disgusting!
So gross!
With such insidious features
What on earth are we supposed
To do
But scream "bloody murder!"
These things are odious
We better kill 'em all right now
Before someone gets hurt or
They try to eat us
We'd better blow 'em up with all our FI RE POW ER

BUGS:
Who are these hideous creatures?
Invaders!
So cruel!
Who knows what they could be here for?
What do they expect us to do
But shout WHAT THE BUG?!!
They're so repulsive!
We'd better wipe 'em out right now
Before they push their luck
And someone falls if
Something's gotta go then this is their FI NAL HO UR

BOTH HUMANS AND BUGS:

What are these hideous creatures?
HUMANS: Ah!
BUGS: Repugnant! Ah!
HUMANS: Appalling!
BOTH: what is that sickening speech or
Are they all just growling?
All I gotta say is, "HOLY CRAP"
HUMANS: they're loathsome,
BUGS: nasty animals
BOTH: how dare they even start a brawl
HUMANS: take a piece of this-
BUGS: take a piece of that!
You vile, vicious cannibals

Let's crush this hateful curse
Before they get us first

We must de-stroy them all!!!!

AHHHH!!!!