Homecoming

Last week, I flew to san diego to see my auntie.
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter.
She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan.
As she stepped out of her massive car,
I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back from the game or something,
'cause she was holding those silly pom-poms
On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild.
She's such a slut."


I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
just like I like it, she's got nice tits
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by blink 182

Ok, listen girls:
I met the hottest guy ever.
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV,
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
and the cutest british accent ever.
Straight away, I could tell he was rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me.
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome!
Oh my god, I think i'm in love"

I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
just like I like it, she's got nice tits
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by blink 182

I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance


[male] "it was so nice to meet you"
[female] "the pleasure was all mine, I do like you
come to cancun for spring break"
[male] "I'll think about it, it could be great"
[female] "and don't forget to send me a friend request!"
[male] "as if!"