Glenda and the test tube baby

Victory If Glenda, she had A Baby, Oooeee

Things Were Looking Gloomy And Glenda She Was Sad
Kevin Had Been Out With Carol Sands
But Glenda She Though Surely
It Can't Be That Bad, If I Had A Baby

Glenda Went Round To The Doctors The Next Day
You Can't Have A Baby, That's What He Said
Glenda Did Not Give Up She's Got This Book To Read
On How To Have A Test Tube Baby

Glenda's Dad Had Just Died And She Was Unhappy
If Only She Could Have A Baby
So To The Disapproval Of Kevin And His Mam
She Signed Up For A Baby