Worse things happen at sea

It's Not The First Time Somebody Has Had The Flu
Remember When You Had Toothache
A Hot Lemsip Will Help The Sneezing So
You Will Have To Stay Happy

Remember
Worse Things Happen At Sea
Keep Dreaming Of Better Days
Keep Dreaming Of Better Days

I Know Its Crap When There's Something In Your Eye
Think Yourself Lucky You've Not Got A Bad Back
It's Pretty Sore When You Have A Mouth Ulcer
But You Have Got To Stay Happy

I Know It's Sad When Your Face Is Acne
But Don't Be Put Off By Some Yellow Spots
So You Got A Toenail That His Growing In
You Have Got To Stay Happy