Theres a trollop up Elmwood Street

I'd Walk Across The M1
I'd Trek Through The Amazon
I'd Be A Spanish Matador, Nowt Would Be Too Risky For Me
I'd Loop The Loop In A Jumbo
I'd Box With Frankie Bruno
I Could Do Anything, Dance In A Lions Den
But I’m Never Gonna Walk Up Elmwood Street Again

There's A Slag, There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
A Man's Not Safe To Walk Up There Alone
A Dirty Bag, There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
There's A Tart, Bag, Slut, Slag, Trollop, Up Elmwood Street

I'd Fence With A Sword That Was Blunt
I'd Hitch A Lift From James Hunt
I Could Do Anything