Dorothy the Dinosaur

I was looking out my window late the other night,
She was standing in the garden,
It gave me such a fright,
Eating all mum's roses there in the moonlight,
It was Dorothy the Dinosaur.

I knew that if mum saw her,
She'd never let her stay,
A dinosaur that big needs feeding night and day,
I'd have to find a place where I could hide her away,
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

I knew that she was so big
That she'd soon be found,
My mother called the dogcatcher,
He came around,
When he laid his eyes on her he fell to the ground,
"Now I take it that's Dorothy the Dinosaur!"

Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

They called up the police to take her right away,
They called up at the zoo,
To find a place to stay,
I said they couldn't take her,
I said "No way!"
That's Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp!
Dorothy the Dinosaur.