My First Wedding

This is my first wedding
and I hope it is my last
Things would be fantastic if me
and the bride didn't have a past

So I stand by the buffet
and submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned
Yeah, because the bar is near
and the champagne's for free

This is my first wedding
and I hope it passes quick,
If I’ve got no feelings for her then
why is my stomach feeling so sick?

As they dance to their soppy song
I pray it isn't love
Because she's my heartless bitch
that I just can't seem to get enough of

She's not that beautiful,
she's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first then your car

She’s not that beautiful,
she's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate,
that she created from the start

Just one more single malt
then it’s off to bed for me
My head is spinning round
and my legs are break-dancing (HE'S PISSED!)

I only meant to say farewell
but I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
but I remember being chased up the street!

She's not that beautiful,
she's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first then your car

She’s not that beautiful,
she's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate,
that she created from the start

She's not that beautiful,
she's not that beautiful!