Bearded Lady

He loves the bearded lady
she loves the tattooed man
this one he's an acrobat
each one of thems damned
Jimmy the pickpocket
will take you by the hand
he'll smile at you politely
but your purse it will be damned
A whore who works the fair ground
her name is Crystal Lil
over there's her boy friend
he'll sell you any pill
Gypsy Joe's a Cut throat
when he's not out on smack
so if you want your husband killed
he their throat will slash
Billy boy the barker
he likes to cheat at cards
he's been caught out so many times
you can see the scars
The knife throwers got alcohol
upon his breath
one day he's going to be so drunk
he will cause a death
The gypsies they are dancing,
dancing to the moon
and each one in this fair ground
each one they are doomed