Waiter

Fill my sandwich my sandwich my
sandwich with snot
With bogeys and mucus
and whatever you’ve got
Piss on my pork pie piss on my veg
Cum over my croutons
and shoot sperm on my eggs
Into my soup
your pimples please squeeze
Wipe your arse wipe
your arse on my cheese
Into my broth your blood please
If you’ve got if you’ve got a disease
The waiter
He’s a masturbator
The waiter
He’s a masturbator
Well dunk your dick
in my toad-in-the-hole
I think you’re a bastard without a soul
Dunk your dick in my donut
I think you’re a maniac and a nut
The waiter
He’s a masturbator
The waiter
He’s a masturbator
If you had seen how he creamed
How he creamed my potatoes
Well he must be
He must be a masturbator
But worst of all
he’s been sick in my soup
And into my vol-au-vents
he has pooped