I Don't Drink Beer

When Im out driving in my car i like to be able to
steer
so I dont drink beer
When I try to communicate
i want for my words to be clear
so I dont drink beer

I don't drink beer
'cus it doesn't make me feel well
and I need every brain cell I've been given
and I dont drink beer
I don't mean to be over cautious
but the bitter taste makes me nauseous
so I don't drink beer

When I'm out walking round the town
I don't want to fall down on my rear
so I don't drink beer
When I'm trying to ride a wave
I don't want to crash into the pier
so I dont drink beer

I dont drink beer
I don't need to head for the mountains
or wake up in the mall fountain
on Sunday morning
And I dont drink beer
I don't need an adviser
to know that Bud don't make me wiser
I dont drink beer
Oh oh oh oh

I dont drink beer

and when I'me giving my wife a hug
I don't want to throw up in her ear
so I dont drink beer
I dont drink beer
I like being sober
I dont drink beer