Water Buffalo Song

Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry; the part of the show
where Larry comes out and sings-- a silly song! So, without further adieu...
Silly songs with Larry.
Larry:
Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor,
Oh, everybody's got a...
Dr. Archibald: Stop it. Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think
you're doing?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everybody
does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you
prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!
Narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry. Join us next time to hear
Larry sing:
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink, but mine is blue.
Hers was small but then it...
Dr. Archibald: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!