Hillary, Be My Best Friend

VERSES:
Hillary, It looks like things aren't well right now ...for you.
But Hillary, if worse comes to worse- you can
always use my hello kitty tissues.

PRE CHORUS:
When your sad Barack's in the lead,
I'll be there with a chick flick, and a bowl of ice cream.

CHORUS:
I will be there
I'll hold your hand
You can even use my bronzer
Cause you know you need a tan.
With this friendship bracelet
Our sisterhood will never end.
So Hillary, be my best friend

VERSES:
We'll have slumber parties and paint eachother's toes
And I know your older, so I'll even pluck your nose.
We can go on double dates
Just make sure Bill colors his hair.
We'll shop at Vicky's Secret
To get you some cute underwear.

PRE CHORUS:
When it seems like there's no voters left.
You can always turn to your new BFF.

CHORUS:
I will be there
I'll hold your hand
My grandma went through menopause too
So count on me to understand.
With this friendship bracelet
Our sisterhood will never end.
So Hillary, be my best friend

INSTRUMENTAL

CHORUS:
I will be there
I'll hold your hand
My grandma went through menopause too
So count on me to understand.
With this friendship bracelet
Our sisterhood will never end.
So Hillary, be my best friend