Didja Get Any Onya?

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Monologue:

Years ago in Tshermany when I wos a very small boy, zey was a lot of peoples stending around on ze corners asking quest-shens: "Vy are you stending on ze corner eck-ting ze way you do, looking ze way you look! Vy do you look zat way!", they ask me end I vanted to say: I don't know, I'm just stending here waiting in ze evening, and it's nice outside...
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Did you get any
Onya onya onya
Onya onya onya

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