The Same Way

I love you in the same way
You love me, I know
And I love you in the same way
I deserve you
And you deserve what you've got
You have no flaws
And I, in the same way I deserve you

It's four in the morning
And you come home nice and clean
Smelling like musk
What a cheap perfume
But you were working
Pulling a night shift
Of course I believed you!!!
And please give back those panties
That your cousin -poor thing-
That she left underneath the seat
Of your truck

You love me, I know
And I love you in the same way
I deserve you
And you deserve what you've got
You have no flaws
And I, in the same way
I deserve you
Just yesterday I called you
Someone named Joselina picked up
A hard-working girl
Working till late at night
Every day of the week

But anyway...
You have no flaws
And I, in the same way
I love you, darling

Sorry if I was late
But I had so many problems
Getting home...
My car broke down
I ran out of gas
Flat tire, or something in the starter...

Imagine my luck
This happened right in front of a restaurant
In a somewhat odd neighborhood
So I went in, sat down, and ate
And you'll never guess what I saw...

You dancing, baby
You were with someone, that Joselina
Or maybe that was your cousin
I didn't make a fuss, baby
Because I know it's just for work
So that's why I danced, drank
Made new friends...

Let people talk
Oh skull, what killed you?
It was my tongue, sir