The rat song

We are a trio of hungry fellas
Who dream at night about mozzarellas
What are we hoping will fill are cellars
Parmesans and breas

I wanna start with a chewy cheddar
I find I like a havarti better
Give me a fork in a mound of feta
How we love the cheese!

In a wedge
In a hunk
In a wheel
In a chunk
Does it stink
Like a skunk

In a slice
In a brick
Very nice
Very thick
Over rice
On a stick
Licking up every crumb

For our efforts we don’t want money
Don’t want a beach wear it’s warm and sunny
Just give us something that’s soft and runny
Yellow, blue or white

And when the rest of the town is resting
Oh the ricotta we’ll be digesting
No one can top us at fine infesting
Nighty nighty night

Some people think that we are vermin
But we’re just misunderstood
The connoisseurs of the castle
Oh yeah the livin’ is good!

Ooh can you taste it, ooh can you taste it
Ooh can you taste it, ooh can you taste it

Now that we’ve finished our little errand
Think of the goudas we’ll be comparin’
Think of the fun that we’ll be sharin’
Extra drippy please

Here is the end of our bedtime story
Bring on the edible inventory
This is the moment of rodent glory
Now we get the cheese

Now we get the cheese