I've Underestimated My Charm (Again)

Like many a Mael,
I get angst in my pants
And god damn it to hell,
It don't help if I dance

And you, you're not doing too well
All the blogs are about you, girl
They caught you in the park after dark
Giving head to a statue, grl
Oh, cruel!

'''I didn't mean to do you no harm
I just underestimated my charm
And if I ever both to tell you the truth, oh baby
You're too much sugar for my sweet tooth

I didn't mean to do you no harm
I just underestimated my charm
And if I ever both to tell you the truth, oh baby
You're too much sugar for my sweet tooth'''

You're on your honeymoon
And you're sending me notes
You hope to see me soon,
You've got "see" wrapped in quotes
I used to find it funny to say,
"What's your man got to do with me?"
But then I saw him downtown,
Placing bets on the hounds
He was as big as a house!
We can't be messin' around!

'''I didn't mean to do you no harm
I just underestimated my charm
And if I ever both to tell you the truth, oh baby
You're too much sugar for my sweet tooth

I didn't mean to do you no harm
I just underestimated my charm
And if I ever both to tell you the truth, oh baby
You're too much sugar for my sweet tooth'''

''Bom bom, bom bom, bom bom, bom bom
Beep beep, beep beep, boooo
Bom bom, bom bom, bom bom, bom bom
Beep beep, beep beep, boooo''
'''(repeat in background)'''

Every time we kiss,
It's like an inside joke
I always miss.
Our live is like a tug-of-war
Don't touch me girl,
I can't hug no more!

Every time we kiss,
It's like an inside joke
I always miss.
Our live is like a tug-of-war
Don't touch me girl,
I can't hug no more!

''Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh ohhh oh
Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh ohhh oh oh''