Love Me Already

My girl's been a real whore,
Spending her time with Theodore
Now Teddy, he's my best friend
But with friends like these,
Who needs enemies?

My mother, she told me,
"You're being silly,
Talking talking crazy"
Don't tell me what my problem is
Just tell me what she's doing at his

Apartment at night
I didn't get an invite
Tonight on my birthday,
That ain't half right
My best boy, Teddy
That skeezer, how could he?

'''Goddamn it, girl, just love me already!
Can't you love love love me already?
Love love love me already, baby
Love love love me already
Love love love me already, baby'''

My father, he told me,
"Biting or begging,
Love hurts your knees
You can't treat women like hotels.
Why should she love you?
She knows you so well."

Now I'm at a payphone
Humming so slow
To her busy tones
Now I knock on Ted's door
Keeping time with my heartbeat
''(Now he knocks on Ted's door
Keeping time with his heartbeat'')
Now I knock on Ted's door
Keeping time with my heartbeat

The whore lets me in, and it looks like a party.

''Surprise! Surprise! It's your party, baby
I know you hate secrets but try not to hate me
Yeah, Teddy and I, we kept it all on the sly
So baby, don't cry
And please won't you try
To love me already?
Love me already
So baby, don't cry
And please won't you try
So baby, don't cry
And please won't you try''

'''To love love love me already?
Love love love me already, baby
Love love love me already
Love love love me already, baby
Love love love me already
Love love love me already, baby
Love love love me already
Love love love me already, baby'''

Ready, baby
Ready, baby
Ready, baby
Oh oh oh, uh oh oh!