Somebody Get My Mom

Woke up today in a van
traded my pillow for a Miller Lite can
and in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked

Slurped down a beer then one more
twelve ounces later I was outside your door
and the pebble I threw was probably more like a rock

Then I fell, skinned my knee,
broke my glasses, got stung by a bee,
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
and to make matters worse I’m coming down with the flu,
somebody get my mom, cause I think something's broken again
and I don't want to be just friends,
I said thanks for the ride I’ll just limb back inside, cause I don't want you to see me cry...
I just want my mom, somebody get my mom,
I just want my mom, get my mom!

Authorities came, I guess I was gone,
next thing you know I’m passed out on the lawn
and boy, did I wake up fast with a rottweiler's tongue in my mouth.

I wrote you a note, but it got soaked
when I went deep sea fishing and I fell out of the boat
and got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days

Then I fell, skinned my knee,
broke my glasses, got stung by a bee,
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
and to make matters worse I’m coming down with the flu,
somebody get my mom, cause I think something's broken again
and I don't want to be just friends,
I said thanks for the ride I’ll just limb back inside, cause I don't want you to see me cry...
I just want my mom, somebody get my mom,
I just want my mom, get my mom!

M.O.M.M.Y.
she makes me cobbler, cause I hate pie,
she coached baseball when we needed her,
we lost every game but to her came it first.
And I’m so glad that she met my dad,
I wouldn't be here if she never had! (LET'S GO)

I guess this is it the end of the song,
just my luck nobody sang along,
I guess i’ll put down this guitar
and take the mongoose back home.

Somebody get my mom,
cause I think something's broken again
and I don't want to be just friends,
I said thanks for the ride I’ll just limb back inside, cause I don't want you to see me cry...
I just want my mom, (I just want my mom)
somebody get my mom, (somebody get my mom)
I just want my mom, (I just want my mom)
get my mom...

M.O.M.M.Y.!