If Love Was A Plane

Shes 98 pounds working down at the Dairy Queen.
With an Ogilvie Home Perm, and braces.
and He's long haired, no job and just 19
They got a baby on the way.
They're off to the races in love.

Look at em' go.
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, It's best they don't know.
If Love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.

At the Ivy at lunchtime, in Beverly Hills,
The paparazzi are gathered outside.
'cause an actor and actress are havin' lunch.
And according to "Extra" and "Entertainment Tonight"

they're in Love,
Now look at em' go,
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, It's best they don't know.
If love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.

Imagine now, the pilot's voice,
on the intercom right before we leave the ground.
sayin, folks thanks for flyin with us, but theres a 6 in 10
chance we're goin' down.

But that's the strangest thing about this emotion,
even knowin' our chances are small.
We line up at the gate with our tickets,
Thinkin' somehow we're different,
I mean, after all...

We're in Love.
Look at us go,
Now what in the world could go wrong?
To hell with the odds, we'd rather not know,
If love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.
Yeah,
If love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.