Fireflies parody

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million home supplies
Appeared and taught me how to live

I test out every bed
Look! I'm on a movie set
You'd think me straight
I just can't help but frolic

I like to make myself believe
That I could die here happy
Everything I'd ever need is right in front of me
I think there's something wrong with this TV
Nap time..

I take a thousand steps
When do these arrows end
Either Deja Vu or I've been here before

These employees are jerks
And there arrows don't freaking work
Because if they did I wouldn't be asking you
How to get out of here!!

I like to make myself believe
These magic arrows help me
With every step I'm lost again
My legs can't walk no more
I don't think they have an exit door
How is this a lamp?!?

I find it kind of hard to believe
That there's a food court right next to me
If i never left how did I get here
I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once
Nobody inside made it out!
What are you looking at?!

My points of latitude and longitude are
30 north 100 west
I'll be on the couch that's on your left

I like to make myself believe
That somebody will save me