Maroon 5 parody - Game of Thrones

Watching Game of Thrones I haven't left home
Told everyone that I had the flu
It's an obsession I'm filled with depression
cus it's the end of season two
Now, my, friends all tell me that I've lost my grip on reality
They tell me it's just a nerd show, but Dragons are real to me
Some day those dragons will be grown
Daenerys will be my queen
and when we reclaim the throne you
won't be allowed in our house
Don't call me at nine
On a Sunday Night
I don't care who died
I'm filling my mind with sword fights, and quests, horse lord, and incest. When Ned died I cried
Watching Game of Thrones its like a black hole
Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes
Magical kingdoms with naked women
and none of them have silicon boobs
And If the seven kingdoms did exist
I would drink and party with that imp
Viserys had gold poured onto his head
He's no fucking dragon now he's dead
Ouch
I'll sick my dierwolf on ya
If you get in my way
He's actually a chihuahua
But he'll still rip off your face
I only leave my apartment
to put the rent in the mail
That's right I still pay my bills cus
Lannister's repay their debts
I'm joining the Knights Watch It's my birthright
I'll stand guard for WhiteWalkers in the snow.
This Wall kind of blows
No hot girls, just bros and old crusty guys
Watching Game of Thrones
I feel bad for John Snow
It seems like he's always getting screwed
Gave up on Mad Men cus nothing happens except for when Don's wife sang Zou bisou
The Lannisters all look like Surfer dicks
Jamie banged his sister she's a bitch
No one knows that King Joeffrey's their kid
Except for maybe Peter Dinklage
this is best role
RAP:
This is nothing but nerd shit
You better get a damned grip and go outside and get some fresh air
Get your fat butt un-stuck from the chair ain't a dragon slayer just a loser in your underwear Wait a second did I just see a pair boobs
If you don't mind I'm gonna chill for a few with you
Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy yo?
Oh shit that witch just give birth to a cloud of smoke!
How'd that hot naked blond chick survive the fire
Isn't Mayor Carcetti from the Wire
I apologize for being so shitty before
This show is Lord of the Rings but with titties galore
But I'm sure who I'm supposed to root for
I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more
Call my manager and cancel my tour I gotta read A Storm of Swords
Oh Theon Greyjoy you were a nice boy
til you had those two kids barbequed
Winter Is coming I'm not sure what that means but you can bet it's probably bad news
I'm not playing music anymore
From now on you can just be Maroon 4
Next time they do they The Voice I won't be there
Tell Ceelo his cat can have my chair
Cus I'm stuck in Game of Thrones