On the floor

[J-Lo]
J-Lo my name ain’t on the list, come down and tell em I’m with you.
[Pitbull]

[J-Lo]
It’s a new infestation

[Pitbull]
This is Wow Wow Wubsy
Of Bridge and tunnel people
Get off the floor dummy lay on your side drunky

[J-Lo]
Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche bags in the soul destroying line at the club

[Pitbull]
I’m confused
And I don’t really know when I get of the train which exit to use
Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose
My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes
I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise
What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn?
Ple ple ple please check the list again
I gotta go meet my friend Dolly

[J-Lo]
If you ain’t fabulous you will be ignored
When dancing be aware of people with sores
I think we need a clean up in isle four
Point and laugh at the poor
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They can’t get in the door

[Pitbull]
Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up
Leave your dignity and shame at the door

[J-Lo]
Squeeze your size 10 butt into a size four
So many tools here its like a hardware store
The roofies, the guidos, dancin’ like they’re spastic
The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment Dali.
Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club

[Pitbull]
Pick up your phone J-Lo. It’s Pitbull again. Llamame.

[J-Lo]
Trust me when I say you’ll never bang the shot girl at the club

[Pitbull]
Not if I don’t get inside I won’t… Dalai.

[J-Lo]
I’ve got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor
Bla ba bla bla I don’t feel like singing lyrics anymore
Bla ba bla bla

[Pitbull]
This shit is whack son, I’m getting pissed
I’m about to give this mothertrucker my fist
I ain’t askin’ for permission son I insist
Ahhhh dude you’re breakin’ my wrist
O wow o wow ow that hurts
Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt
I ain’t never been a fighter, but I am a lover
Fine you win I’ll pay the cover
I finally got inside now its time to the booty slap
This is the last call for alcohol, yall

The night is over. It’s time for me to go and take a nap
¿J-Lo Que paso? I’m outside para tres horas en la linea. Esta muy frio alla. ¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo?

I don’t know yo, I like your energy but eehh, it was a little pitchy dog!

I thought your glutenous was new to us and that ain’t no news to us, you brought the thunder which you didn’t blunder which you got going on down under is a thing of wonder baby, wa-ka-ka-ka – ohhhh

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