Give me everything ( parody )

PITBULL
Me not working hard? 
Yeah right capture that with a polaroid. 
Just take it and shake it - wait - they no longer make it?
 Then try preparation H for your hemorrhoids
. Just made a million for that - my checkbook's on steroids
. Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-yo, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Regis, the other Neo, Gandalf, Waldo, Josh Groban, Ron Weasley, Lassie

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NE-YO

Guess what, we just banged in the elevator
That was fun I'll call you later
Oh no were trapped, we might be stuck till tomorrow
Oh, god I can't breathe

NAYER
I am whispering
Because I can't sing
Have you seen Ne-yo
No not that Neo
He said to meet him here
He has my underwear
I'm just eye candy

NE-YO
Call the fire department tell 'em hey
We are trapped and our phones have died
This is payback from my wife
Try and pull the doors apart
Oh c'mon, did you just fart?

PITBULL
Now lemmie get this right,

Sent all my people the evite, and they said they was attendin'

But tonight
It seems like nobody was payin' 
atten-tion

It's insane to me that my friends can't focus

Imma need David Blaine and a little hocus pocus

They need to stop spreadin' A.D.D or get them some Ritalin

I'll be on the couch just cold-ass chillin

Wait - did I say June or July baby?

Now that's going to drive my mind crazy.

Not even Waldo showed, 
I can never find him anyway though.

Dalek

Excuse me, Even though I'm here alone I'll practice my moves, tonight

James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, and "Poke ya in the eye".
 Punch the invisible man, stick 'em up, and the dragon fly Check out the 7th grade photo

Dolly

Lassie, you made it!
Haf Haf
What's that you sayin, girl?
Haf
Ne-Yo is trapped in the elevator? But he's right over here.
Haf Haf
Oh, you mean the other Neo. Damn, you an inspirational dog. What kind a breed are you?
Haf Haf
Ah, just as I suspected: Collie

NE-YO
You guys I've been stuck in here since five
Had to eat this chick to survive
I didn't realise this red button opened the doors
That's hilarious