My Boyfriend Certainly Does Not Live in Canad..

Thank you for asking
I don’t really know
How to answer it
Because it seems that
I’ve answered before

Since you keep asking
Again and again
I’m wondering now
What can I say for
You to believe me


So I would like to state
Unequivocally
Irrevocably
My boyfriend certainly
Does not live in Canada

As a matter of fact
He’s here in Vancouver
Can’t you see our PDA
Hands together real tight
Fingers intertwining

We are parading
Down the boulevard
My boyfriend and I
Under the spotlight
Of the bright sunlight

For everybody
To see real clearly
My boyfriend and I
Quite affectionate
And very much together

My boyfriend is not
A figment of my
Imagination
A sleight of hand
A hazy illusion

I would like to repeat
Unequivocally
Irrevocably
My boyfriend certainly
Does not live in Canada