Half Ass Monkey Boy

Said, "That's right"
How do you do, baby? Yeah

Half assed monkeyboy
I'm just a half assed monkeyboy

You scratching and dreaming till night turns into day
It's a surefire method to waste your life away
But me, I'm obliged to give you my disease
I'm abracadabra
I do what I please, that's right

Stone cold mama, she's a bird from a feather

I tell you once or twice
I've focused all my energy, understanding you
Such a pretty little prancer in your burgundy blue
Witch hazel eyeballs taking care of love
Remember the key, mama, understand my words

Stone cold mama, she's a bird from a feather
Stone cold mama, yeah, that's right

Half assed monkeyboy, that's right
Half assed monkeyboy, that's right
Half assed monkeyboy
I'm just a, I'm just a, I'm just a
Half assed monkey child, break

If you want a plate of my beef swellington, baby
You're gonna have to pay the cover charge
Open wide let me suck the gate

You suck
Stone cold mama, she's a bird from a

Half assed monkeyboy
Half assed monkeyboy
Half assed monkeyboy
I'm just a, I'm just a, I'm just a half assed monkey child, hell

She walked, she slide
She said, "Two dimes for six"
She got AIDS for 25 years
She can buy me wine and good time
And a woman by my side


Stone cold mama,
Half assed monkeyboy
Half assed monkeyboy
Half assed monkeyboy

(Do it what we do)