Funny Honey

[Roxie]
Sometimes I'm right
Sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
And Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
but look at that soul
I tell you the whole
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts

And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny sunny honey
Hubby of mine

He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

Lord knows he ain't got the smarts

Now he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap
Look at him go
ratting on me
with just one more brain
What half-wit he'd be
If they string me up
Well, I'll know who
brought the twine

That scummy, crummy
Dummy hubby of mine