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I wanna be a Vampire

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I wanna Vampire so freaking bad and bite all of the girls i never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine smiling next to Edward and Sookie

Yeah, I would have a cape like Dracula
Sneak up from the back of ya,
Everyday Halloween
Popular with all the teens
I'll probably pull an alice cullen and emmett and hook up with my siblings just for the heck of it.
Give away a few t-shirts that say "Suck It" and last but not least grant somebody their last wish
You can call me Count von Count from the 'Street, though
I'm not purple and I got no hand up my bum hole.
Get it? Can't wait to bite on some Twi-moms
they all seem to want to get it on in my coffin
I'll make sure to choose my victims with care and there'll be smokin' hot 100-year-old cougars everywhere!

Oh every time I close my eyes
I dream that I will never die
A different blood-type every night,
oh I, I swear
The world better prepare,
for when I'm a vampire.

I'll be buyin' up Transylvanian real estate avoiding all the wooden stakes
Ain't got time for all of that furry werewolf patty-cake
Poof of smoke, and then i'll fly away like a crazed bat
And sparkle while running through the woods giving piggy-backs
And, yeah, everyone will think that I'm real gay
But they'll all be dead by my 200th birthday.
I'll probably suck the most of all the vampires you know
and have a thousand hook-ups with the girls that are emo.
And all the other vampire starlets could rest in peace once we rid the world of all garlic.
I know we've all gotta similar thirst for finding tasty necks, so sink your teeth in for the blood burst

I wanna Vampire so freakin' bad
and bite all of the girls i never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine
smiling next to Edward and Sookie (What up Sookie!)

Oh every time I close my eyes
It's cause my skins sparkling so bright
I dream that I will never die
A different blood-type every night,
oh I, I swear
The world better be scared,
for when i'm a vampire.

I wanna be a vampire so freakin' bad.....
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