Honey, I'm Home

The car won’t start, it’s fallin apart
I was late for work, and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose
My hair went flat, man I hate that (hate that)

Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress I must confess
This could be worse than P.M.S.

This job ain’t worth the pay
Can’t wait til the end of the day
But hey honey I’m on my way
Hey (hey) Hey (hey) Hey hey hey!

Honey I’m home and I’ve had a hard day
Pour me a cold one, and oh, by the way
Hey rub my feet, get me something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey I’m back, my head’s killing me
I need to relax, and watch TV
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey (hey) Hey honey I’m home

I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud ‘cause it hurt like hell
The job’s a pain, it’s so mundane
It sure don’t stimulate my brain

This job ain’t worth the pay
Can’t wait til the end of the day
But hey honey I’m on my way
Hey (hey) Hey (hey) Hey hey hey!

Honey I’m home and I’ve had a hard day
Pour me a cold one, and oh, by the way
Hey rub my feet, get me something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey I’m back, my head’s killing me
I need to relax, and watch TV
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey (hey) Hey honey I’m home

Hey rub my neck will you?

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!

Honey I’m home and I’ve had a hard day
Pour me a cold one, and oh, by the way
Hey rub my feet, get me something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey I’m back, my head’s killing me
I need to relax, and watch TV
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey (hey) Hey honey I’m home

I’m home!