Angry Birds Rap

And we're launchin'
And we're crashin'
Let's hit the pigs
'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs
We're never gonna stop
Every theme
and level we
will get three stars
and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg
and win until the next update

Screw the pigs,
screw the pigs,
they're wearin' helmets,
hardhats,
usin' tricks
Fake mustaches
and green skin,
it don't matter cus I know
I'm gonna win
Birds on my side,
they're pretty fly,
launch 'em in the air,
the pigs cant hide
It's totally fair,
you took our eggs like a spy,
and besides
I got my finger as a guide
Toucha screen,
the birds are angry
mean
they don't stop on Christmas
or Hallowen
They're always gonna switch to a different theme
they're definitely
makin' up the
greatest team
Got that that slingshot and pull it back,
aim for the right spot
then attack
You took our eggs,
that was whack,
and if you do it again
were comin' back
But sometimes you pigs just won't go
always come again like
4 in a row
We gotta get 'em to stop
cus they will overflow,
say goodbye,
no hello
Stop your laughin' and
stop the snatchin',
we don't have eggs
so we don't have
hatchin'
Get ready for the birds
who are so diverse,
let's talk about them
in the next verse

And we're launchin'
And we're crashin'
Let's hit the pigs
'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs
We're never gonna stop
Every theme
and level we
will get three stars
and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg
and win until the next update

Black and yellow,
red, white and blue
even green is a color thrown in
there too
A little behind?
Well then lets go
through all words
and the birds
that are
gonna help you

The red bird,
the first one you meet,
the first bird to tweet,
and first defeat
So take your seat
watch the bird compete,
even though it's petite,
it is elite
it's a basic bird
who's not goin' unheard,
doesn't have power,
ain't that absurd?
But still the red one
can be lots of fun,
'cus then we get a home run
and the pigs are done

Look up at the sky and
and you will see blue,
'cus after the red
this bird had a debut
Is my vision blurred?
What's thatI see?
Looks like that bird
just became three
Yeah that's right,
'cus blue came to fight
bringin' all the class
and breakin' all the glass
Never runnin'out of gas,
don't need a pass
Getting' every pig,
even the last
You can call them as bird 1
bird 2,
so don't forget it say
" I heard you"
The best and the baddest
birds will now arrive,
there is no way those pigs
will survive

And we're launchin'
And we're crashin'
Let's hit the pigs
'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs
We're never gonna stop
Every theme
and level we
will get three stars
and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg
and win until the next update

So the next fellow makes
pigs get mangled,
after gettin' hit by the
yellow triangle
Lighting fast and
the speed will increase,
om 1, 2, 3
release
So its up in the air
and the time is just right,
you give a
little tap
for the speed of light
This chick's angry not polite
breaks through wood,
it don't bite

If you’re lookin’ for blast,
take this road,
There's a bird that's black,
likes t explode
It cracked the code
to make pigs erode,
help us get back
the eggs back
that we're owed

From black to white,
this bird is droppin'
one last egg on right top
and
I really don't
get why they're droppin'
eggs though,
if you want theme back,
why let them go?

Now the green bird always
wants to hang,
cus it was one
of the last ones
that was in the gang
Oh no, too far
this bird has sprang,
but it's comin' right back
like a boomerang

The last bird's red and
you stretch it out,
has an angry
face that makes
you shout
breakin' everything
that is in its route,
they smell fear with a
green pig snout

And we're launchin'
And we're crashin'
Let's hit the pigs
'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs
We're never gonna stop
Every theme
and level we
will get three stars
and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg
and win until the next update

And we're launchin'
And we're crashin'
Let's hit the pigs
'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs
We're never gonna stop
Every theme
and level we
will get three stars
and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg
and win until the next update

And Mighty Eagle,
I forgot about
that one...sorry