Everywhere But Hollywood

Full count...3 runs down...bottom of the 9th
Two outs gone, three men on, they all roll their eyes,
It's Tiny's chance to prove em wrong,
And come out like a king,
He bites his lip, here comes a pitch,
With all his heart he swings,
Strike Three

Seeing mom, best dress on, another blind date,
First time in a long time, she stayed out that late,
A perfect night that ended whith a tender porch light kiss,
She really thought they hit it off, and he would call again,
He never did

(Chorus)
Everywhere you go you see the faces of reality,
Things don't always go the way we thought they would,
There's victories and broken dreams that never make the silver screen,
Real life seems everywhere you look
Yea Everywhere, Everywhere But Hollywood

He's workin late she said she'd stay and help him out again,
Something she's got just won't stop it's startin to get to him,
And just before he loses track with what's wrong and what's right,
She's an Eight-by-Ten with two great kids and him and his wife,
And calls it a night

(Chorus)
Everywhere you go you see the faces of reality,
Things don't always go the way we thought they would,
There's victories and broken dreams that never make the silver screen,
Real life seems everywhere you look
Yea Everywhere, Everywhere But Hollywood

There's victories and broken dreams that never make the silver screen,
Real life seems everywhere you look
Yea Everywhere, Everywhere oh Everywhere, Everywhere But Hollywood
Everywhere But Hollywood