Pork

Pork! It's the meat of kings!
It's made from pig, try it with onion rings.
Pork sure goes with everything, cause it's made from swine, and swine sure tastes fine.
Just bring some to the picnic baby,
You know you wanna stuff it in my hamper
But please put it in some tupperware
Cause I don't wanna be a porky chancer.
Let's talk about pork
Converse about meat
Veggies get wedgies cause meat can't be beat
Ham and bacon you should taste them
I know it's surprising but it's so appetizing!